Prepare for a masterclass in culinary doom-scrolling: raspberries are your new economic canary (buy them now, eat them fast), fertilizer shipments through the Strait of Hormuz are about to ruin your fall salad, and Big Cereal will never, ever lower its prices. But produce might. Meanwhile, the seafood industry has decided the best way to get Americans to eat more fish is to make it look exactly like a rack of ribs, one forager is spending 80 hours a week in the woods to escape “food oppressors,” and the FDA has been quietly letting food companies grade their own safety homework since 1958. RFK Jr. says he’s fixed that last one but Corby is skeptical.